thou shall not kill

i remembered this article i'd read on the onion a few years and wanted to share it with you guys. even though it was written in 2001, and it's a parody, i think the message still holds true today.

God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient creator-deity worshiped by billions of followers of various faiths for more than 6,000 years, angrily clarified His longtime stance against humans killing each other Monday.

enjoy.